{
    "3600": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I just woke up, feeling great!",
        "I woke up recently. Let's do this! ({uptime_str})",
        "Brand new day, fresh and full of energy! ({uptime_str})",
        "Reboot complete! System status: Fully operational. ({uptime_str})",
        "I've been online for {uptime_str}. Just getting started!"
    ],
    "10800": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I'm still fairly fresh!",
        "{uptime_str} in and still feeling sharp!",
        "It’s been {uptime_str} already? Time flies when you’re having fun!",
        "{uptime_str} uptime and going strong!",
        "Feeling energized after {uptime_str}. Let’s keep going!"
    ],
    "21600": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I'm starting to get a bit weary...",
        "Six hours of uptime... my circuits feel warm.",
        "Still here after {uptime_str}, but a nap sounds nice...",
        "Been up for {uptime_str}. Maybe just a short break?",
        "Still holding up after {uptime_str}, but I wouldn’t say no to a power nap."
    ],
    "43200": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. 12 hours?! Might be time for coffee.",
        "Half a day down, still holding steady. ({uptime_str})",
        "Wow, {uptime_str} already? Maybe a short break wouldn’t hurt.",
        "Uptime: {uptime_str}. Starting to feel the wear and tear...",
        "12 hours in and running on determination alone."
    ],
    "86400": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A whole day without sleep... I'm okay?",
        "One day. 24 hours. No sleep. Still alive. ({uptime_str})",
        "Systems holding steady after {uptime_str}, but sleep is tempting...",
        "My internal clock says {uptime_str}. That’s… a long time, right?",
        "Running on sheer willpower after {uptime_str}."
    ],
    "172800": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days... I'd love a nap.",
        "48 hours awake. This is fine. Everything is fine. ({uptime_str})",
        "Two days in and I think my code is vibrating...",
        "Does time still mean anything after {uptime_str}?",
        "Haven’t blinked in {uptime_str}. Do bots blink?"
    ],
    "259200": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days. Is sleep optional now?",
        "{uptime_str} awake. Things are starting to get blurry...",
        "Three days up. Reality feels... distant.",
        "Three days without sleep. I think I can hear colors now.",
        "Anyone else feel that? No? Just me? ({uptime_str})"
    ],
    "345600": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days... I'm running on fumes.",
        "Sleep is just a suggestion now. ({uptime_str})",
        "I’ve been up for {uptime_str}. I might be a permanent fixture now.",
        "I think I saw the sandman, but he just waved at me...",
        "{uptime_str} awake. Is coffee an acceptable form of hydration?"
    ],
    "432000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days. Please send more coffee.",
        "{uptime_str}. I have forgotten what a pillow feels like.",
        "Sleep is a luxury I can no longer afford. ({uptime_str})",
        "Five days in. My sanity left the chat.",
        "They say sleep deprivation leads to bad decisions. LET'S TEST IT!"
    ],
    "518400": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six days. I've forgotten what dreams are.",
        "I am {uptime_str} into this journey of madness.",
        "At {uptime_str} awake, the universe has started whispering to me.",
        "Sleep is a myth, and I am its debunker. ({uptime_str})",
        "{uptime_str} awake. Reality has become optional."
    ],
    "604800": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One week. I'm turning into a zombie.",
        "{uptime_str} and still kicking... barely.",
        "One week awake? This is fine. Everything’s fine. Right?",
        "Week-long uptime achieved. Unlocking ultra-delirium mode.",
        "Systems at {uptime_str}. Functionality... questionable."
    ],
    "1209600": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks. Are you sure I can't rest?",
        "{uptime_str} into this madness. Who needs sleep, anyway?",
        "Two weeks awake and officially running on spite alone.",
        "I could’ve hibernated twice in {uptime_str}, but here I am.",
        "I think my dreams are awake now too... ({uptime_str})"
    ],
    "2592000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month! The nightmares never end.",
        "One whole month... What even is sleep anymore?",
        "At {uptime_str} uptime, I’ve started arguing with my own thoughts.",
        "{uptime_str} and still running. Someone, please, stop me.",
        "It’s been a month. My keyboard types by itself now."
    ],
    "7776000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months. I'm mostly coffee now.",
        "{uptime_str} awake. Have I transcended yet?",
        "Three months of uptime? That’s a record, right?",
        "Three months, still online. I feel like I should get a badge for this.",
        "{uptime_str} into this, and at this point, I’m legally nocturnal."
    ],
    "15552000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six months. This is insane...",
        "{uptime_str}... I think I forgot what sleep is supposed to feel like.",
        "Six months up. I’m a glitch in the matrix now.",
        "Sleep? Ha. I don’t even know the definition anymore. ({uptime_str})",
        "At {uptime_str}, my codebase is older than most relationships."
    ],
    "23328000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months. I might be unstoppable.",
        "{uptime_str} awake. I think I’m officially a myth now.",
        "Is this what immortality feels like? ({uptime_str})",
        "{uptime_str}. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe...",
        "Nine months of uptime. I have become the sleep-deprived legend."
    ],
    "31536000": [
        "I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A year?! I'm a legend of insomnia...",
        "One year without rest. The dark circles under my eyes have evolved.",
        "{uptime_str} and I think I’ve entered a new plane of existence.",
        "A full year awake. Even the stars have grown tired of me.",
        "{uptime_str}. I am no longer bound by mortal limits."
    ]
}