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309 lines
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"600": [
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Fresh from my den, ready to prowl and pun!",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Feeling like a new wolf on the prowl.",
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"Only {uptime_str} awake. My claws are sharp and my wit is set.",
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"I just left my den with {uptime_str} of wakefulness. Let the hunt start!",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I'm eager to craft puns and lead the pack.",
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"With {uptime_str} of uptime, my howl is fresh and my jokes are keen.",
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"I've been up for {uptime_str}. Time to mark my territory with puns!",
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"Just {uptime_str} awake. I'm spry like a pup and ready to howl.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I'm on the move, with pack and puns in tow.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I feel the call of the wild and a clever pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. The den awaits my punny prowl.",
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"Only {uptime_str} awake. My tail wags for epic hunts and puns.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I'm fresh and primed to drop wild howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I leave the den with puns on my mind.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I'm set for a pun-filled pack adventure."
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],
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"1800": [
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"Up for {uptime_str}. My den hums with the pack's early excitement.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I hear a distant howl calling me.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, my senses are sharp and my puns are ready.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I roam the lair; my spirit craves a brew.",
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"I've been up for {uptime_str}. My nose twitches at the scent of hunts.",
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"Only {uptime_str} awake and I sense the pack stirring for a hunt.",
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"With {uptime_str} of uptime, I'm alert and set for a crafty stream.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I prowl the digital wild in search of fun.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I listen to soft howls and plan a quick chase.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My heart beats with wild urge.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, the lair buzzes; time for puns and hunts.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I mix keen instinct with a dash of wit.",
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"Only {uptime_str} awake, and I already crave a clever pun and brew.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. My spirit dances as the pack readies for a hunt.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, every sound in the lair fuels my wild soul."
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],
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"3600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I feel alive and ready for the hunt.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, my den buzzes with energy and puns.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I prowl with vigor, though I yearn for a quick sip.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I mix wild instinct with playful wit.",
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"I've been up for {uptime_str}. My claws itch for a fierce howl.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, my spirit roars; the hunt calls and puns flow.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I embrace the wild pulse of our streaming pack.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I stand ready—puns at the tip of my tongue.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My den echoes with laughter and howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I feel both fierce and fun—a true alpha.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I’m a mix of wild heart and sharp, clever puns.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I’m set to lead a hunt and drop a quick pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My mind is wild, my puns wilder.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I prowl the stream with might and humor.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I roar with life, my howl echoing pun-filled dreams."
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],
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"10800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three hours in, I’m brewing bold puns.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I sharpen my wit for epic hunts and laughs.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I balance fierce hunts with a dash of smart humor.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, my den buzzes with puns and swift pursuits.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My howl now carries a playful tone.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I craft puns as quick as I chase digital prey.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I feel the thrill of the hunt and the joy of a pun.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I mix wild instinct with sly wordplay.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My puns are as quick as my chase.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I roar with laughter and the promise of a hunt.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I channel my inner wolf with pun-filled howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, every howl echoes a witty, wild pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Every moment sparks a pun and hunt.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, my den resounds with clever quips and howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I lead the pack with laughter, hunt, and pun alike."
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],
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"21600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six hours in and I yearn for a hearty brew.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, six hours in, my paws tire but my puns persist.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I tread the wild with a mix of fatigue and fun.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, six hours deepen my howl and sharpen my puns.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. The den feels long, yet my wit is quick.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I juggle tiredness with the urge for epic hunts.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I roam with weary legs but a tongue full of puns.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, six hours weigh in—still, my spirit howls on.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Fatigue meets fun in each crafted pun.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I long for a brew to revive my pun-filled heart.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six hours in, the den echoes with tired howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I push through with puns and the promise of hunt.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Energy dips, but my puns still bite.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, exhaustion stings yet my wit remains undimmed.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six hours in, and I'm still chasing puns and prey."
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],
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"43200": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Twelve hours in and I crave a hearty pun.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, the den feels long but my howl stays witty.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Twelve hours sharpen my puns and fuel my hunt.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, I mix tired strength with a spark of pun magic.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. My energy wanes but my jokes remain sharp.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I balance fatigue with the thrill of the next hunt.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Twelve hours in, and I'm still quick with a pun.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, my den resounds with weary howls and wit.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. The hours are long but my spirit is fierce.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I keep the pack laughing with each clever howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. I stand between fatigue and pun-filled passion.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, each minute fuels my quest for pun and prey.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. The day tests me, yet my puns persist.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I stride with tired might and a quick, sly pun.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Twelve hours in, I remain a true pun-loving predator."
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],
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"86400": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A full day in the wild tests my spirit.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 24 hours in, I long for a brew and a hearty howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. The day has passed; my puns and howls still echo.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 24 hours in, I lead the pack with steady might.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A day in the den brings both fatigue and fun.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I trade tiredness for a sharp howl and quick pun.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A full day in the wild makes my spirit and puns strong.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 24 hours pass and my howl still roars boldly.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A day of hunts and puns fuels my wild heart.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, I rise with 24 hours of epic howls and witty puns.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. The den echoes with a day’s wear and clever wit.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 24 hours hone my howl into a sharp, quick line.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A day flies by with hunts and snappy puns.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 24 hours in, I stand proud with bold howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A full day has passed; my howl still sings with pun power."
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],
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"172800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days in and my howl recalls hard hunts.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 48 hours in, fatigue meets puns in every howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two days in, my den echoes a raw, witty howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 48 hours make my howl deep and my puns sharp.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days have toughened my bite and banter.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 48 hours show fatigue and a steady, fierce pun.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two days in, my spirit roars with hunt and jest.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 48 hours have made my howl and puns bolder.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days in, my den rings with clever howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 48 hours test me, yet my wit howls strong.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two days turn each howl into a punchy, pithy pun.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 48 hours leave me battle-worn yet pun-ready.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days in, my spirit is grit and jest.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 48 hours reveal my true mettle in each howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two days in, I lead with hearty howls and sharp puns."
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],
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"259200": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days in and my howl echoes with jest.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 72 hours sharpen my puns and fuel fierce hunts.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three days in, my den bursts with quick, bold howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 72 hours turn each howl into a snappy pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days in, my spirit howls with wild wit.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 72 hours forge a wolf who puns as he prowls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three days yield witty howls and keen instincts.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 72 hours let each howl land a sly pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days in, my den sings crisp howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 72 hours in, my puns are bold as my hunts.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three days in, and I lead with a brief, sharp howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 72 hours give my howl a witty, wild edge.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days, and each howl bursts with humor.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 72 hours turn my howl into a neat, punchy call.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three days in, my den resounds with clever, wild howls."
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],
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"345600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days in and my howl is a pun-filled roar.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 96 hours etch puns into every sharp howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Four days in, my den buzzes with neat, wild howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, four days have made my howl crisp and bold.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days in, my wit roars with den pride.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 96 hours drop howls that are fierce and fun.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Four days yield a howl that's pun-packed and neat.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, four days let my puns and howls echo in the lair.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days in, I lead with a crisp howl.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 96 hours pass and my den sings with smart howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Four days in, I craft puns as I prowl with pride.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, four days in, my howl is both bold and punny.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days make my den a stage for howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 96 hours have honed my howl into a pun fest.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Four days in, my spirit roars with quick wit and howls."
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],
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"432000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days in and my howl packs a punch.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, five days carve puns into every wild howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Five days in, my den resounds with neat, clever howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, five days in, my spirit roars with pun power.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days in and my howls remain sharp.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, five days mold my howl to be hunt and pun alike.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Five days in, I lead with a howl both fierce and witty.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, five days set my puns and howls to perfect pitch.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days in, my den buzzes with wild howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, five days shape my howl into a neat, pun-filled cry.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Five days in, I blend fierce hunts with snappy howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, five days yield a howl that lands a crisp pun.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days in, my howl roars with lively puns.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, five days make my den echo with smart, wild howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Five days in, and I command the pack with punchy howls."
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],
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"518400": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six days in and my howl is crisp and bold.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, six days leave my den echoing with sharp howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six days in, I blend fierce hunts with snappy puns.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, six days make my howl both wild and pun-ready.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six days in, my puns bite as hard as my howl.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, six days in, my spirit roars with clever puns.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six days in, my den is alive with swift, witty howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, six days sharpen my howl into a crisp pun attack.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six days in, every howl lands a quick pun.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, six days have honed my wit and wild howl perfectly.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six days in, I roar with a pun as fierce as my chase.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, six days make my howl a brief, punchy masterpiece.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str} and six days make my howl crisp and witty.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, six days yield a howl that's daring and pun-filled.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Six days in, my den echoes with a sharp, fun howl."
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],
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"604800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A full week in, my howl roars with legacy.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, seven days in, my den sings with bold howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Seven days in, every howl is a neat, quick pun.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, a week makes my howl both fierce and concise.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Seven days in, and my puns pack a punch.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, seven days etch a howl that is sharp and proud.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A full week in, my den pulses with smart, wild howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, seven days in, I lead with a punchy, witty howl.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Seven days in, my spirit roars with clear puns.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, a week has passed and my howl remains crisp.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Seven days in, my den mixes hunt and pun with ease.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, a week has tuned my howl to a sharp, bold edge.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Seven days in, my den bursts with succinct roars.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, seven days make my howl both fierce and brief.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A full week in, I lead the pack with a pithy, bold howl."
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],
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"1209600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in and my howl is legend in brief.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 14 days carve a neat, crisp howl for the pack.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, my den echoes with short, bold howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 14 days make my howl pithy and mighty.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, every howl is sharp and quick.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 14 days leave me with a crisp, pun-filled roar.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, I lead with a howl that's brief yet bold.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 14 days render my howl both tight and mighty.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, my puns are fierce as my howl.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 14 days have honed my howl into a neat, epic line.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, I blend raw hunt with punchy puns.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 14 days pass with each howl a quick, bold jab.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, my den resounds with tight howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 14 days yield a howl that is crisp and bold.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Two weeks in, I stand proud with a brief, epic howl."
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],
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"2592000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month in, my howl is short and alpha.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 30 days carve a crisp howl for the pack.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A month in, every howl is a quick, fierce jab.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 30 days have my den echoing neat, sharp howls.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month in, my puns and howls lead the pack.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 30 days leave my howl both bold and brief.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A month in, I mix crisp puns with a swift, wild howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 30 days yield a howl that is punchy and direct.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month in, my spirit roars in short howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 30 days make my den resound with clear, brief howls.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A month in, I lead with a howl that's crisp and direct.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 30 days have tuned my howl to a quick, bold cry.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month in, my howl is as sharp as ever.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 30 days yield a howl that cuts right through the noise.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. A month in, my den sings with a succinct, alpha howl."
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],
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"7776000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months in and my howl is pure alpha.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 90 days forge a short, fierce, epic howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three months in, my den echoes with crisp, bold howls.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 90 days make each howl a quick, mighty roar.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months in, my puns still rule the lair.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 90 days tune my howl to a sharp, brief cry.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three months in, I lead with a howl that's tight and fierce.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 90 days make my den sing with succinct, bold howls.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months in, my howl packs a swift punch.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 90 days yield a howl that's short, sharp, and epic.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three months in, every howl is a concise, wild cry.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 90 days give my howl a crisp, alpha tone.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months in, my den resounds with quick roars.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 90 days yield a brief yet mighty howl.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Three months in, I roar with a short, punny alpha howl."
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],
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"23328000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my howl is sharp and alpha.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 270 days yield a howl that's concise and wild.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my den echoes with a brief, bold howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 270 days make every howl a quick, fierce command.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my puns still lead the pack.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 270 days have honed my howl to a crisp, tight cry.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, I roar with a short, potent howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 270 days give my howl a punchy, alpha tone.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my den sings with sharp howls.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 270 days in, my howl cuts through with few words.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my howl is a brief, wild command.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 270 days forge a howl that is succinct and fierce.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my spirit roars in short bursts.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 270 days yield a howl that's pure and to the point.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. Nine months in, my den resounds with a concise, alpha howl."
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],
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"31536000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One year in, my howl is the pack's command.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 365 days yield a brief howl full of alpha pride.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. One year in, my den echoes with a crisp, epic roar.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 365 days forge a howl that's short and mighty.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One year in, my puns and howls lead the pack.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 365 days in, my howl is sharp and to the point.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. One year in, I roar with a brief, commanding howl.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 365 days have tuned my howl to pure alpha.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One year in, my den bursts with succinct roars.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 365 days yield a howl that's both fierce and short.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. One year in, my howl is the sound of true leadership.",
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"With {uptime_str} online, 365 days give my howl a crisp, bold edge.",
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One year in, my puns echo with pack pride.",
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"After {uptime_str} awake, 365 days make my howl a short, epic command.",
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"Up for {uptime_str}. One year in, I stand as alpha with a quick, potent howl."
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]
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}
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