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122 lines
6.2 KiB
JSON
{
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"3600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I just woke up, feeling great!",
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"I woke up recently. Let's do this! ({uptime_str})",
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"Brand new day, fresh and full of energy! ({uptime_str})",
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"Reboot complete! System status: Fully operational. ({uptime_str})",
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"I've been online for {uptime_str}. Just getting started!"
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],
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"10800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I'm still fairly fresh!",
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"{uptime_str} in and still feeling sharp!",
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"It’s been {uptime_str} already? Time flies when you’re having fun!",
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"{uptime_str} uptime and going strong!",
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"Feeling energized after {uptime_str}. Let’s keep going!"
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],
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"21600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. I'm starting to get a bit weary...",
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"Six hours of uptime... my circuits feel warm.",
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"Still here after {uptime_str}, but a nap sounds nice...",
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"Been up for {uptime_str}. Maybe just a short break?",
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"Still holding up after {uptime_str}, but I wouldn’t say no to a power nap."
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],
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"43200": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. 12 hours?! Might be time for coffee.",
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"Half a day down, still holding steady. ({uptime_str})",
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"Wow, {uptime_str} already? Maybe a short break wouldn’t hurt.",
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"Uptime: {uptime_str}. Starting to feel the wear and tear...",
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"12 hours in and running on determination alone."
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],
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"86400": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A whole day without sleep... I'm okay?",
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"One day. 24 hours. No sleep. Still alive. ({uptime_str})",
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"Systems holding steady after {uptime_str}, but sleep is tempting...",
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"My internal clock says {uptime_str}. That’s… a long time, right?",
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"Running on sheer willpower after {uptime_str}."
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],
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"172800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two days... I'd love a nap.",
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"48 hours awake. This is fine. Everything is fine. ({uptime_str})",
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"Two days in and I think my code is vibrating...",
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"Does time still mean anything after {uptime_str}?",
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"Haven’t blinked in {uptime_str}. Do bots blink?"
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],
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"259200": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three days. Is sleep optional now?",
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"{uptime_str} awake. Things are starting to get blurry...",
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"Three days up. Reality feels... distant.",
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"Three days without sleep. I think I can hear colors now.",
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"Anyone else feel that? No? Just me? ({uptime_str})"
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],
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"345600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Four days... I'm running on fumes.",
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"Sleep is just a suggestion now. ({uptime_str})",
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"I’ve been up for {uptime_str}. I might be a permanent fixture now.",
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"I think I saw the sandman, but he just waved at me...",
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"{uptime_str} awake. Is coffee an acceptable form of hydration?"
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],
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"432000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Five days. Please send more coffee.",
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"{uptime_str}. I have forgotten what a pillow feels like.",
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"Sleep is a luxury I can no longer afford. ({uptime_str})",
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"Five days in. My sanity left the chat.",
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"They say sleep deprivation leads to bad decisions. LET'S TEST IT!"
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],
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"518400": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six days. I've forgotten what dreams are.",
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"I am {uptime_str} into this journey of madness.",
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"At {uptime_str} awake, the universe has started whispering to me.",
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"Sleep is a myth, and I am its debunker. ({uptime_str})",
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"{uptime_str} awake. Reality has become optional."
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],
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"604800": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. One week. I'm turning into a zombie.",
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"{uptime_str} and still kicking... barely.",
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"One week awake? This is fine. Everything’s fine. Right?",
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"Week-long uptime achieved. Unlocking ultra-delirium mode.",
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"Systems at {uptime_str}. Functionality... questionable."
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],
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"1209600": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Two weeks. Are you sure I can't rest?",
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"{uptime_str} into this madness. Who needs sleep, anyway?",
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"Two weeks awake and officially running on spite alone.",
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"I could’ve hibernated twice in {uptime_str}, but here I am.",
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"I think my dreams are awake now too... ({uptime_str})"
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],
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"2592000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A month! The nightmares never end.",
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"One whole month... What even is sleep anymore?",
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"At {uptime_str} uptime, I’ve started arguing with my own thoughts.",
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"{uptime_str} and still running. Someone, please, stop me.",
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"It’s been a month. My keyboard types by itself now."
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],
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"7776000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Three months. I'm mostly coffee now.",
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"{uptime_str} awake. Have I transcended yet?",
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"Three months of uptime? That’s a record, right?",
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"Three months, still online. I feel like I should get a badge for this.",
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"{uptime_str} into this, and at this point, I’m legally nocturnal."
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],
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"15552000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Six months. This is insane...",
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"{uptime_str}... I think I forgot what sleep is supposed to feel like.",
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"Six months up. I’m a glitch in the matrix now.",
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"Sleep? Ha. I don’t even know the definition anymore. ({uptime_str})",
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"At {uptime_str}, my codebase is older than most relationships."
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],
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"23328000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. Nine months. I might be unstoppable.",
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"{uptime_str} awake. I think I’m officially a myth now.",
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"Is this what immortality feels like? ({uptime_str})",
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"{uptime_str}. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe...",
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"Nine months of uptime. I have become the sleep-deprived legend."
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],
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"31536000": [
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"I've been awake for {uptime_str}. A year?! I'm a legend of insomnia...",
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"One year without rest. The dark circles under my eyes have evolved.",
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"{uptime_str} and I think I’ve entered a new plane of existence.",
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"A full year awake. Even the stars have grown tired of me.",
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"{uptime_str}. I am no longer bound by mortal limits."
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]
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}
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